hickeywiththegoodhair:

ive-been-mistreated:

notkatniss:

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

“I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don’t want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten.”

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

super-oddity:

lois dragging clark around by his thumb is something so personal to me

ratdom:

happy out of touch tuesday have an ash “babygirl” williams fancam

guidancerune:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

predstrogen:

glamorousgamine:

yimra:

oshino-ougi:

Jimmy literally

#they’re not technicalities!#they’re the law!#cops say it’s a technicality because they didn’t do their due diligence#if a cop finds evidence in a place he shouldn’t have had access to without a warrant#and the case or that evidence gets tossed because of it#the cop and media will say it’s a technicality#but it’s not!#it’s a constitutional right they failed to adhere to!#and the penalty is that evidence which was found illegally can’t be used 

As usual, @socialjust-ish leaves the gold in the tags and it’s up to me to mine them.

crowbirding:

Tiny moorhen chick having its first little swim! 

froody:

THE WRITER AND ACTOR’S STRIKES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PAUSED THE PRODUCTION OF 4 MARVEL MOVIES!!!! thank you striking creatives.

transdrteeth:

was gonna make a comp of stuff from the various interesting things from th various muppet style guides but this one hit so hard i had t post it on its own

cranity:

ALT

ALT

blood & thunder

krakintakin:

feralratbitesu:

hi im a cat expurt (like pur its a cat pun im a cat expert) this little guy isnt stretching all cute! theyre actually using level 2 psychic lightning attack on their owner. unfortunately their owner will not survive this

mrscancelled-1: