thesolarangel:

What’s something that most people love, but you don’t?

Pizza

Dogs

Summer

Bread

Going to the movies

Video games

tags: conceptually dogs are cool + but in practice? pleasseeeee i dont want them near me +

thespongemagic:

deluxetrashqueen:

lacefuneral:

only-tiktoks:

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I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

kids really said “i can fix him”

the-real-seebs:

phalloids:

phalloids:

ellynneversweet:

afloweroutofstone:

Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

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Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

#if sir Walter elliot used reddit (@spookyohan)

oh my god this is me. i was addicted to designer amphetamines and completely delusional at the time of writing this. i had lost forty pounds and thought i was hot shit. i thought i was the reincarnation of Kurt Vonnegut. this was serious, and my friends laughed when they saw this go viral on twitter. it made me realize i had issues and im sober now. im also shocked i managed to stay employed at that time. To answer your question: im from LA but I grew up all around. I was living between Baltimore and NYC at the time. My mom is a beautiful Italian woman (Milan by way of Bolzano) and my dad is an insufferable Mexican from Montreal.

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fwiw, my Reddit was suspended for this, im doing a lot better now, life is good, and im really happy :)

this is the most viscerally effective anti-drug PSA i’ve ever seen, not least because i think it’s plausibly true, unlike the ones i normally see

tags: glad theyre doing better and sober :) +

fuckcreature:

hey. im a tiny angel on the forest floor. pick me up

tags: kameo elements of power‚ tes oblivion‚ halo 3‚ Whacked‚ and fable 2 + kameo was such a banger +

jimhenson-themuppetmaster:

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whydidisavethistomyphone:

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bagofbonesmp3:

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bondboy8:

tags: etheven henilvi +

mysticdragon3md3:

In hispanic countries we get both our dad's and our mom's surnames, your dad's surname is the one you go by in a day to day basis since it's your first surname, but in government records you go by your "complete name" aka with both your surnames  BUT! 1/3 https://t.co/NpLJf5NDvN  — miry 🦙💎 @ working on cºmms ✍️ (@mirensiart) June 5, 2023ALT
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tags: cool! this makes a lot of sense to me +

the-punforgiven:

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off

tel-aviva:

mf-dude:

hes trying to explode you with his mind

triangleguy:

invertebrates:

1five1two:

i can’t blame him i’d do the same thing

tags: summertime fun +

littlemsterious:

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual and then this happened.

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anyways. thoughts?